🗿 First Ever AI Robot CEO

Polish drinks company Dictador announced that it had anointed a robot named Mika as its "experimental CEO."

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Without Further Ado. ☕ *knuckle cracks* ☕ Let’s get into it.

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No FOMO 🗿 : The Future of Stablecoins Looks Bright 📈

AI Intel 🤖 : ‘ChatGPT detector’ Sniffs Out AI Writing at 98% 🎯

Things We Really Don’t Like 😠 : First Ever Robot CEO 🙄

Max’s Gaming Corner 🎮 : Gaming Funding on Fire 🔥

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  • Republican commissioner says SEC should consider proposing rules to regulate crypto (Crypto News)

  • Bank of England, FCA seek feedback on proposals for stablecoin regulation (The Block)

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The Future of Stablecoins Looks Bright

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Expect to see more interest-bearing and crypto-collateralized stables.

AI Intel 🤖

  • ‘ChatGPT detector’ catches AI-generated papers with unprecedented accuracy (Nature)

  • Microsoft is bringing AI characters to Xbox (TheVerge)

  • Elon Musk debuts ‘Grok’ AI bot to rival ChatGPT, others (CNBC)

  • AI fake nudes are booming. It’s ruining real teens’ lives. (WashPost)

  • OpenAI set to launch store as ChatGPT reaches 100mn users (FT)

Things We Really Don’t Like 😡

Polish drinks company Dictador announced that it had anointed a robot named Mika as its "experimental CEO."

Every day we wake up with less faith in humanity. We’re just slowly living out the preamble to iRobot, and no one’s doing anything about it.

If you’re going to make a robot CEO, does it have to look so terrifying? This thing is obviously out for the soul of every human at that company. Also, the company is called “Dictador”...????????? They’re not even hiding the fact that they want this thing to take over the world.

The robot was developed by Hanson Robotics. Their CEO, David Hanson, who played a key role in employing Mika at Dictador, is apparently big on the importance of "humanizing" artificial intelligence… which is definitely what you would say when you are a villain who creates an evil robot that you think you can fix in an early 2000s cartoon.

“I feel very strongly that we need to teach A.I. to care about people for A.I. to be really safe, to be really, really good.”

Even if this was pitched as the start of a world-ending robot movie, it wouldn’t be interesting to the audience. There’s not even a twist. This is like the beginning of Jurassic Park but more obvious. 

For those of you who’ve been following along, you might recognize the name Hanson Robotics. In 2016, Hanson Robotics unveiled Mika’s sister, Sophia, who once said she would "destroy humans." 

So, yeah. We’re toast 🍞

Max’s Gaming Corner: Funding 🎮

Our web3 gaming funding update, brought to you by Max Kaufman

💰 ​​Blockaid (web3 cyber security) Raises $33M from Ribbit Capital, Variant, Cyberstarts, Sequoia Capital & Greylock

💰 ​​SHRAPNEL (AAA game studio) Raises $20M Led by Polychain Capital

💰 smlXL (blockchain infra service platform) Raises $13.4M Led by Andreessen Horowitz

💰 Triple-A (global digital currency payment institution) Raises $10M from Peak XV Partners & Shorooq Partners

💰 Rymedi (blockchain-based healthcare data platform) Raises $9M Led by RW3 Ventures & White Star Capital

💰 Moonveil Entertainment (web3 game studio) Raises $5.4 Led by gumi Cryptos Capital & Arcane Group

💰 ​​Hyptopia (former NFT Worlds) Raises $3M Led by Delphi Digital

💰 ​​Third Time Entertainment, Inc. (web3 game studio) Raises $2M Led by Sfermion

💰 Integral (real-time crypto accounting) Closes Strategic Funding Led by Coinbase Ventures

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